1/2 the Price 2/3 the Quality
A Jury of Your Real Peers
Advertising on a Wedding Gown
Bad Plumbing Decisions
Businesses Inconvenient to Everywhere
Can I Declare You a Dependent on my Taxes?
CLEAR!
Congratulations, it's a Baby X
Diversifying is the Only Way to Survive Today
Doc, I Can't Relate to My Equipment
Don't Laugh at Yoga
Don't Worry, the 1st 30 Years are the Hardest
Extreme Sports for White Collar Workers
Forget to Pay the Gravity Bill Again?
Frankenstein's Two Left Feet
Gained a Few Minutes on an Hour Glass Figure
Gimme Your Cash & Validate My Parking
Goldilocks Goes Shopping
I Don't Care How Much You Interfaced
I Hate Your Working Vacations
I Have a Hard Time Unwinding
I Like The Way You Handle Responsibility
I Prefer Milk & Sugar on Berries, not Manure
I'm too Old to Hunt
In a Power Surge We Tapped into the CIA
In Case of Emergency
It's an Old Injury
Meet My Significant Other
My Kingdom for a Horse? Are You Nuts?
Oh No, A Doctor With a Humongous Scalpel
Only Steal Things with Warranties
Paramedic, Take Him Back. He Can Still Work.
Part #AB5 is a Missile, but Part #AB6 is ...
Planned Obsolescence
Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome
Reduced for Quick Sale
Remember, You Repaired it Last Time
Speed Limit Enforced by Farm Animals
Speed Limit Enforced by Pot Holes
Still Having Problems Finding Day Care
Supply in Heaven Was Out of Harps
Swiss Army Knives for all Occasions
That's Not What's Meant By Safe Sex
The Coffee Person is the Most Important Person
The Drug's Only Side Effects Are ...
The Feng Shui Must Be Off
There's Really No Need For Confusion
Turkey With No Experience Needs a Job
Uh Oh. The Fat Lady is About to Sing
Vampires With Outdoor Jobs
We Don't Let Computes Mess Up
What Luck to Be on a Desert Island
What Rudolph Does The Rest of the Year
Where is Global Warming When you Want it?
Who Should I Call 1st? 911 or Tech Support?
Why Don't You Look at Me That Way?
Why Hell is Freezing Over
Why Humpty Dumpty Can't Be Put Together
Writing for Crash Test Dummies
Your Customer # Identifies You as a Person
Your Stupidity is Directly Proportional to ...

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Writing for Crash Test Dummies, Cartoon Variations on a Theme
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Repair Cartoon 6935
Repair Cartoon 6935: A crash test dummy reading a book, "Car Repair for Dummies."

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Repair Cartoon 6935: A crash test dummy reading a book, "Car Repair for Dummies."

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Bike Cartoon 6867: A crash test dummy reading a book, "Motorcycling for Dummies." 

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Referee Cartoon 6878: A crash test dummy in a locker room reads a book, "Refereeing for Dummies."

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