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Bee Cartoon 7506

Bee Cartoon 7506: "Worker & Retired Bees.” One bee punches a time clock and another is in an easy chair watching TV.

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Retirement Cartoon 8170

Retirement Cartoon 8170: As deer run into a house a woman says to a man: "I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement."

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Writing Cartoon 7145

Writing Cartoon 7145: "Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home." One old codger on the porch brags to another, "I once discovered a particle this SMALL." The other says, "Oh yeah! Well I once wrote a book this BIG."

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RV Cartoon 6925
 RV Cartoon 6925: "Gen-Xers in their retirement years." Mobile homes in space."

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Skiing Cartoon 4895
Skiing Cartoon 4895: "The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort." A woman lives in a huge ski boot that's sliding down the hill.

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Eskimo Cartoon 6174
Eskimo Cartoon 6174: An Eskimo in front of a melted igloo in the desert says, "I know you want to keep our traditional ways alive, but the old building techniques won't work now that we've retired to the sun belt."

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Carpool Cartoon 3299
Carpool Cartoon 3299: A man at a door says to a woman in her bathrobe and slippers, “Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.”

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Stock Market Cartoon 7503

Stock Market Cartoon 7503: A panhandler’s sign says, “My retirement plan suffered from a market correction.”

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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.
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Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

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Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.


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Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.


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An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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In addition to cartooning I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.

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