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Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Locksmith Carton 4216
Locksmith Cartoon 4216: As her husband is about to hit door with an ax a woman says to a locksmith, "Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.”

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Contractor Cartoon 6400

Contractor Cartoon 6400: A man holding a rough piece of paper with writing on it says to a building to contractor, "This is the first time I've seen a contract written on sandpaper."

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Lawyer Cartoon 6513
Lawyer Cartoon 6513: Climbing out of a UFO that's crashed into a house a space alien saying, "Take me to your lawyer."

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Carpentry Cartoon 6447
Carpentry Cartoon 6447: A bewildered woman judge with a carpenter's hammer says, "I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel."

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Carpentry Cartoon 6875

Carpentry Cartoon 6875: Two carpenters on a motorcycle with their ladder over their necks. One asks, "When's the truck going to be fixed?"

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Contractor Caroon 6392

Carpenter Cartoon 6392: A carpenter uses a measuring tape around a portly gentleman says, "Just measuring you for the breakfast nook."

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Carpenter Cartoon 6337
Carpenter Cartoon 6337: Looking dismantled furniture a woman says to a man, "I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set."

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Think Tank Cartoon 7307
Think Tank Cartoon 7307: A carpenter at a the "Future Home of McWit's Think Tank" runs into a "THINK" sign and is dazed.

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Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the characters, setting and/or caption were different?
No problem. I can redraw it for you.

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Construction Cartoon 8161

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Cartoon Collections
Finally, what tens of people have been waiting for: collections of some of my favorite cartoons on various topics. They only cost $8.50 and that even includes postage and handling if you're in the U.S.
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Custom Cartoon Books
Do you run a business and want something special to send to prospective clients, give out as gifts or hand out at meetings? People can only fit so many souvenir coffee mugs into a cupboard, whereas books of cartoons are something everyone will really appreciate AND keep. I have cartoon collections of various trades that only cost $8.50 per book. At no extra charge you can have your business's name and logo printed on them.
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