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Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Carpentry Cartoon 6104
Carpentry Cartoon 6104: A building under construction with a sign, "Construction Lite, 1/3 less 2X4s than our regular construction." Someone asks: "And this was Okayed by the inspector?"

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Lumber Cartoon 3689
Lumber Cartoon 3689: Walking around a town where all the building's are boarded up a carpenter says, "The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses."

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Environment Cartoon 6278
 Environment Cartoon 6278: A carpenter building a house saying, "This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age."

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Carpenter Cartoon 6317
Carpenter Cartoon 6317: A carpenter carries piece of lumber with a baby on it and a diamond sign that says, "Baby on Board." Another asks, "Still having problems finding day care?"

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Carpentry Cartoon 6975
Carpentry Cartoon 6975: A dog working as a carpenter measuring a piece of lumber and saying, "I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet."

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Beaver Cartoon 6424
Beaver Cartoon 6424: A beaver building a dam holding a 2X4 says to another, "I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber." 

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Roofer Cartoon 6157
Roofer Cartoon 6157: House with roof only half framed, no sheathing, just rafters. A roofer nails shingles down on rafters. "Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down."

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Termite Cartoon 4491
Termite Cartoon 4491: A termite eating a a house sees a sign, "Ingredients: "pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles."

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Construction Cartoon 8161

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Cartoon Collections
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