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Business Cartoon 4621

Business Cartoon 4621: A kid with a lemonade stand selling to an executive says, "I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, No Minimum Passbook savings and Discount Brokerage. Isn't banking deregulation great?"

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Enter the world of C. Binal Running,, David R. Montagues deceased and fictional billionaire uncle. Before his retirement, Uncle Binal was CEO of Porcudyne. The press often warned that he might run for president, but he preferred to pay lobbyists and politicians to get what he wanted. This book was edited from his private journals, which he wrote as advice for people determined to do what he did: Get to the top of the food chain and stay there and then luxuriate in his six homes, private jet, and yacht.

Samples of His Wisdom

"…whatever the circumstances, blame someone else." (from "Blame")

"…wealth creates images of greatness in the minds of those who don't have it." (from "Compensation")

"Nothing will perk you up and make you appreciate your own life more than mingling with the masses, the poor, the diseased, and the desperate." (from "Depression")

"A little government is not a bad thing so long as the right people have access to it." (from "Government")

"Nothing interferes more with the conduct of good business than nagging feelings." (from "Sentimentality")

"Options always make better deals than deals, particularly when you can exercise them before you received them." (from "Stock Options")

"Only fools and poor people pay taxes." (from "Taxes")

"There is no greater risk to business as usual than a highly organized majority of ordinary people determined to impose their will on those who hold power and own capital." (from "Unions")

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