Meet My Significant Other
1/2 the Price 2/3 the Quality
Goldilocks Goes Shopping
What Luck to Be on a Desert Island
Don't Worry, the 1st 30 Years are the Hardest
Planned Obsolescence
There's Really No Need For Confusion
Remember, You Repaired it Last Time
Who Should I Call 1st? 911 or Tech Support?
The Feng Shui Must Be Off
Only Steal Things with Warranties
I'm too Old to Hunt
Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome
I Hate Your Working Vacations
Paramedic, Take Him Back. He Can Still Work.
Extreme Sports for White Collar Workers
A Jury of Your Real Peers
Speed Limit Enforced by Pot Holes
Speed Limit Enforced By Farm Animals
Oh No, A Doctor With a Humongous Scalpel
I Have a Hard Time Unwinding
Don't Laugh at Yoga
Why Don't You Look at Me That Way?
Businesses Inconvenient to Everywhere
Why Humpty Dumpty Can't Be Put Together
My Kingdom for a Horse? Are You Nuts?
It's an Old Injury
Uh Oh. The Fat Lady is About to Sing
Writing for Crash Test Dummies
Swiss Army Knives for all Occasions
Part #AB5 is a Missile, but Part #AB6 is X?
Supply in Heaven Was Out of Harps
Why Hell is Freezing Over
Bad Plumbing Decisions
In a Power Surge We Tapped into the CIA
That's Not What's Meant By Safe Sex
Frankenstein's Two Left Feet
Congratulations, it's a Baby X
Still Having Problems Finding Day Care
The Coffee Person is the Most Important Person
Doc, I Can't Relate to My Equipment
We Don't Let Computes Mess Up
The Drug's Only Side Effect
CLEAR!
I Prefer Milk & Sugar on Berries, not Manure
Where is Global Warming When you Want it?
Vampires With Outdoor Jobs
Forget to Pay the Gravity Bill Again?
Advertising on a Wedding Gown
Gained a Few Minutes on an Hour Glass Figure
Turkey W/ No Experience Needs a Job
What Does Rudolph Do the Rest of the Year?
Can I Declare You a Dependent on my Taxes?
Your Stupidity is Directly Proportional to ...
Diversifying is the Only Way to Survive Today

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Shop Class Cartoon 6570
Shop Class Cartoon 6570: At The Goldilocks Hardware Emporium bins of nuts and bolts that say "Too Big," "Too Small," and "Just Right."

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Music Cartoon 6033
Music Cartoon 6033: At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: "Too Many Notes," "Too Few Notes," "Too loud," "Too Soft," and "Just Right."

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Music Cartoon 7492
Music Cartoon 7492: A little girl listening to a bear play a guitar saying to a technician, "Too loud ... Too Soft ... Just Right." "Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane."

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Traffic Cartoon 2997
Traffic Cartoon 2997: The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

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