1/2 the Price 2/3 the Quality
An A in Creative Writing
A Jury of Your Real Peers
Advertising on a Wedding Gown
Bad Plumbing Decisions
Businesses Inconvenient to Everywhere
Can I Declare You a Dependent on my Taxes?
Can You Convert This Nuclear Plant?
Congratulations, it's a Baby X
Crime Doesn't Pay, But Neither Does X
Diversifying is the Only Way to Survive Today
Doc, I Can't Relate to My Equipment
Don't Cut Power Until ...
Don't Laugh at Yoga
Don't Worry, the 1st 30 Years are the Hardest
Elvis Works Here
Everything Must Go
Extreme Sports for White Collar Workers
Forget to Pay the Gravity Bill Again?
Frankenstein's Two Left Feet
Gained a Few Minutes on an Hour Glass Figure
Gimme Your Cash & Validate My Parking
Give Me A Hard Time, Will You
Go Ahead & Worry A Bit More
Goldilocks Goes Shopping
He Does it For His Own Amusement
I Don't Care How Much You Interfaced
I Don't Understand The Tax Code
I Hate Your Working Vacations
I Have a Hard Time Unwinding
I Like The Way You Handle Responsibility
I Prefer Milk & Sugar on Berries, not Manure
I'll Get You a Tie Next Time
I'm too Old to Hunt
In a Power Surge We Tapped into the CIA
In Case of Emergency
In Search of ...
It's an Old Injury
Life As We Know It
May I Have Your Frequent Flyer Points
Meet My Significant Other
Mirror is Out of Order
My Kingdom for a Horse? Are You Nuts?
Only Steal Things with Warranties
Paramedic, Take Him Back. He Can Still Work.
Part #AB5 is a Missile, but Part #AB6 is ...
Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome
Reduced for Quick Sale
Remember, You Repaired it Last Time
Santa Accepts Advertising
Shows Off Your Astigmatism Nicely
Speed Limit Enforced by Farm Animals
Speed Limit Enforced by Pot Holes
Still Having Problems Finding Day Care
Supply in Heaven Was Out of Harps
Swiss Army Knives for all Occasions
That's Not What's Meant By Safe Sex
The Coffee Person is the Most Important Person
The Drug's Only Side Effects Are ...
The Feng Shui Must Be Off
There's Really No Need For Confusion
Throw Me The Keys
Turkey With No Experience Needs a Job
Uh Oh. The Fat Lady is About to Sing
Under New Mismanagement
Useful & Useless Stuff
Vampires With Outdoor Jobs
We Don't Let Computes Mess Up
What Luck to Be on a Desert Island
What Rudolph Does The Rest of the Year
Where is Global Warming When you Want it?
Who Should I Call 1st? 911 or Tech Support?
Why Don't You Look at Me That Way?
Why Hell is Freezing Over
Why Humpty Dumpty Can't Be Put Together
Writing for Crash Test Dummies
Your Customer # Identifies You as a Person
Your Drug Free, But Pregnant
Your Stupidity is Directly Proportional to ...
Broad Cartoon Topics
Arts & Crafts Cartoons
Beauty & Fashion Cartoons
Book & Publishing Cartoons
Kid & Family Life 'toons
Law & Order Cartoons
Movie, TV & Popular Culture 'toons
Relationships & Love Cartoons
Science & Nature Cartoons
Transportation & Travel Cartoons
Zoology & UnNatural History 'toons
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Magazines I've drawn for. The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Need a cartoon on a
Using my computer data base of over 100,000 cross-indexed ideas, I'll send you some targeted whimsy, you pick out what makes you smirk, and I email the drawings with no obligation on your part to buy anything unless you like them.
Index of Cartoons
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.
Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.
Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult, published by Caxton Press, is my first book of literary nonfiction. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.
An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
Finally, what tens of people have been waiting for: collections of some of my most popular cartoons on various topics. The books only cost $8.50, and that even includes postage & handling if you're in the U.S.
Do you run a business & want something special to send prospective clients, give as gifts or hand out at meetings? People can only fit so many souvenir coffee mugs into a cupboard, whereas books of cartoons are something everyone will really appreciate AND keep. I have cartoon collections of various trades that only cost $8.50 per book. At no extra charge you can have your business's name and logo printed on them.
mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.
In addition to cartooning I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.
I'm an award winning naturalist. Want a few laughs & learn about the local flora, fauna & history on your next visit to the central Oregon coast. Rent me.
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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