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WAIT. There is one New Testament figure you can make fun of: St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
It must be rather a mob scene every day with only him up there checking everyone in. Are there express lanes?
Hmmm. Is this politically incorrect? Change it to lions. Lions don't have a political action committee . . . not yet at any rate.
Pizza? It must be time for lunch.
A bit more about not needing art talent to be a cartoonist. In college I took a two credit art course and flunked it. My professor said all of my proportions were off--you might notice that my character's noses are drawn in proportion to my character's feet. "Picasso's proportions were off," I said to my professor "You're not Picasso," he replied. Yeah, but I bet more of my work appears on refrigerator doors, than his.
One of the most successful cartoonists in Oregon, my home state, is John Callahan, a quadriplegic. His art work is awful and looks like it's drawn by a . . . . well, by a quadriplegic. However, his ideas are good and his work has appeared in most major magazines. His autobiography, Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot, is a must read for anyone interested in cartooning.
The most frequent question most cartoonists are asked: "Do you draw for the New Yorker?" "Of course," I always reply "They, just never had the good sense to buy any of my work." Hundreds of other magazines, have, though. Here are a couple of covers I did that never appeared anywhere but my bathroom wall.
How To Cartoon Cartoons That Can be seen a Page 6
- Religion Cartoon 2481: A woman waiting to get into Heaven is in the "Express Line, Ten Sins or Less."
- Cannibal Cartoon 4805:
Cannibal to another: "Instead of hunting
tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating
the delivery man when he comes?"
- Fast Food Cartoon 6142: Lion saying to another, "Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating the delivery man?
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