Broad Cartoon Topics
Animal
Cartoons
Arts
& Crafts Cartoons
Beauty
& Fashion Cartoons
Book & Publishing Cartoons
Business
Cartoons
Computer
Cartoons
Construction
Cartoons
Education
Cartoons
Farm
Cartoons
Food
Cartoons
History
Cartoons
Holiday
Cartoons
Kid
& Family Life 'toons
Law
& Order Cartoons
Medical
Cartoons
Movie,
TV & Popular Culture 'toons
Music
Cartoons
Oregon
Cartoons
Philosophy
Cartoons
Relationships
& Love Cartoons
Religion
Cartoons
Science
& Nature Cartoons
Sports
Cartoons
Transportation
& Travel Cartoons
Zoology
& UnNatural History 'toons
Tips & Donations are more than welcome.
If you got a few laughs from this site, why not buy the cartoonist a beer or two?
Calendars with T- McCracken's Cartoons
Magazines I've drawn for. The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Need a cartoon on a
specific topic?
Using my computer data
base of over 100,000 cross-indexed ideas, I'll send you
some targeted whimsy, you pick out what makes you smirk,
and I email the drawings with no obligation on
your part to buy
anything unless you like them.
Index
of Cartoons
Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.
Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.
Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.
POINT OUT ERRORS on this site and get a FREE signed print.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult, published by Caxton Press, is my first book of literary nonfiction. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
How
One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.
The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making
Personalized
Cartoons
An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.
The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.
Books
of Cartoon
Collections
Finally, what tens of people have been waiting for: collections of some of my most popular cartoons on various topics. The books only cost $8.50, and that even includes postage & handling if you're in the U.S.
Custom
Cartoon Books
Do you run a business & want something special to send prospective clients, give as gifts or hand out at meetings? People can only fit so many souvenir coffee mugs into a cupboard, whereas books of cartoons are something everyone will really appreciate AND keep. I have cartoon collections of various trades that only cost $8.50 per book. At no extra charge you can have your business's name and logo printed on them.
T-shirts,
mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.
Watercolor
Paintings
In addition to cartooning I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.
Rent
a Naturalist
I'm an award winning naturalist. Want a few laughs & learn about the local flora, fauna & history on your next visit to the central Oregon coast. Rent me.
About the
cartoonist
T.
McCracken
890 North Bayview
Loop
Waldport, Oregon
97394
(541)
563-3112
email
Got comments and/or suggestions about this web page design? Contact me. I, a techno moron, designed it on an ancient, but much-loved circa 1997 Performa Macintosh.
All work on this page is copyright
protected.
Reproduction via all means and all
use is strictly prohibited without written permission of
the artist.
copyright by T.
McCracken
Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
is now available as a Kindle Book for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It is a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Tractor Cartoon 7680: A witch driving a tractor explains, "My broom is in the shop."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Pharmaceutical Cartoon 1406: A blind lizard with a seeing eye dog says to another, "I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
FDA Cartoon 2659: A witch on the phone says, "What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?"
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Barcode Cartoon 5229: A witch holding a box of "Eyes of Newt" with a bar code on it says, "I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Photo Cartoon 5440: An ugly witch says to a traffic cop looking at her ID says, "I know. My driver's license photo is sooooo ugly."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Microwave Cartoon 0119: "The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave." A witch leads a man into a huge microwave.
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Pharmaceutical Cartoon 8999: A witch holding a box of Eyes of Newts says to another, “We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we’re expected to give it away for free?”
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Insurance Cartoon 8998: Someone in a wheelchair sits in front of a store selling, "Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.”
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Clock Cartoon 8997: “Rip van Winkle's snooze alarm was set for 20 year intervals. He bought the clock at a discount store selling majorly damaged goods."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Dog Cartoon 8996: "Fred thought he was following orders when he began the war on terriers." A pilot drops a bomb on a Scottish Terrier dog.
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Community Cartoon 8995: A cannibal saying to another, “We're getting to old to hunt. Lets move into a gated community and eat the other residents."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Artist Cartoon 8994: A road that gets wider has a sign, "The Road With No Vanishing Point."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Printer Cartoon 8990: Clones stand next to a machine and sign that says, "Place Head in 3-D Printer." "Wacko Idea #24 for short staffed agencies."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Watermelon Cartoon 8989: "Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection." A doctor uses a stethoscope on a watermelon.
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Report Cartoon 8988: In the "Office of Endless Reports" a man dumping files onto a woman's computer says, "Here are the reports you've been nagging me to get in for the last six months."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Insurance Cartoon 8984: “Those unclear on the concept of Health Insurance Exchanges.” People playing cards say, “I’ll swap you a liver transplants for chemotherapy.” Someone replies, “Throw in a skin graft, and you have a deal.”
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Disease Cartoon 8983: A bird says to a cat about to eat it, “You don’t want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.”
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Coffee Cartoon 8981: "Rip Van Winkle shouldn't have switched to that new gourmet ultra-decaffeinated coffee."
License this cartoon for use in presentations, newsletters, ads, etc
Get this cartoon on mugs, magnets, T-shirts & other stuff @ Cafe Press & Zazzle
Witch Cartoons Uploaded May 16, 2013
Business Cartoons Uploaded May 6, 2013
Music Cartoons Uploaded March 7, 2013
Music Cartoons Uploaded February 25, 2013
Computer Cartoons Uploaded February 22, 2013
Cartoons on Various Topics Uploaded February 13, 2013
Banking Cartoons Uploaded January 24, 2013
Bee Cartoons Uploaded January 16, 2013
Bee Cartoons Uploaded January 14, 2013
Bee Cartoons Uploaded January 11, 2013
Bee Cartoons Uploaded January 10, 2013
Bee Cartoons Uploaded January 7, 2013
Bee Cartoons Uploaded January 3, 2013
Travel Cartoons Uploaded January 2, 2013
Columbus Cartoons Uploaded November 21, 2012
Gardening Cartoons Uploaded October 31, 2012
CafePress or Zazzle can print any mchumor.com cartoon on demand on T-shirts and lots of other merchandise. I'll set up a link for you if you email me which cartoon you want on a shirt, poster or whatever--they even print things on thongs (I've yet to have a request for these yet, but you never know.)
Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the characters, setting and/or caption were different?
No problem. I can redraw it for
you.
To see examples of how this works, check out my pages of
Cartoon Variations on a Theme & How To Use Them to Create Your Own Highly Targeted Humor
Have cartoon ideas of your own? I
can draw those up, too.
email
***
-
Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
is now available as a Kindle book for $2.99, an autographed paperback for $7.50, a Nook Book for $2.99 and an eBook from the Indie Book Aisle for a measly $1.99
It’s also the perfect mind to have if you’re a cartoonist. Like all great cartoonists, I’ve drawn for the New Yorker, although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. However, hundreds of others around the world have.
Cartoon
Index
email
HOME
of www.mchumor.com
Copyright by T. McCracken
All work on this page is copyright protected.
If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.
Information on how to use my work legally.
The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of a copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by fines and federal imprisonment.
Now some legalese my attorney insists I should include:
All cartoons throughout this website and the entirety of its content are copyrighted by www.mchumor.com 2010. All rights reserved. The cartoons are protected by copyright laws. You may not, except with my express written permission, remove, reproduce, distribute or commercially exploit the content via any means and all use is strictly prohibited without written permission of the artist. Nor may you transmit it or store it in any other website or other form of electronic retrieval system without the prior written permission of www.mchumor.com. Any redistribution or reproduction of part or all of the contents in any form is prohibited unless you purchase the cartoon(s) or are granted permission to license a specific cartoon, first. It will be considered a copyright violation if any of the cartoons are removed. IP addresses can be recorded and copyright violators are aggressively pursued by Richard Newman, Internet Attorney and Internet Law Specialist - Hinch Newman LLP.
