First off, thanks for checking the rates page. That means you probably know that to use any of these cartoons without paying for them or getting permission to use them is wrong. If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, don't use a cartoon without permission just because you can get away with it. If you would steal from a blind vendor? Well, I hope you die laughing from my cartoons before you have a chance to steal them.

If you'd prefer to pay by check, no problem. Just send your nickels and dimes to Theresa McCracken, 890 North Bayview Loop, Waldport, OR 97394

Thanks!

CARTOONS FOR USE IN &/or By:

RATES:

Advertisements, Fliers, Postcards & Other Promotional Materials

$25 per cartoon for use in fliers with printings under 1,000.
$35 per cartoon for use on postcards with printings under 1,000.
$50 per cartoon for use in magazine or newspaper advertisements

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed

$50 and up if you want a cartoon specially created for your advertising project. Discounts are given for purchase of multiple cartoons.

For a price quote, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it.

Blogs & Web Pages

$7.50 per cartoon PLUS a link back to the web page on my site that you got the cartoon from. If you know how many you want to use, why not buy them now?

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed

For $100 a blog or web site can have unlimited use of cartoons from www.mchumor.com for one year PLUS a link back to my site. I will snail-mail you a CD with all of the jpgs and gifs currently on the site minus the gray copyright banner

$25 and up if you want a cartoon specially created for your blog or web site. Discounts are given for purchase of multiple cartoons.

For a price quote, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it.

$20 per cartoon from for use in self published books or where the author is having to pay for the cartoons
$50 per cartoon for use in books where the publisher is paying for the cartoons.

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed

$30 per original cartoon with a ten cartoon minimum for use in self published books, $50 per original for use in books put out by traditional publishers. Discounts are given for buying purchase of multiple cartoons.

For a price quote, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it.

$10 per cartoon for in-house newsletters with circulations under 1,000.

$15 per cartoon for for in-house newsletters with circulations of 1,000-2000.

$20 per cartoon for in-house newsletters with circulations over 2,000.

 

If you know how many you want to use, why not buy them now?

InHouse Newsletter Circulation

Under 1,000 $10.00 1,000-2,000 $15.00 Over 2,000 $20.00

Cartoon #(s) or description yo

I'll email you a jpg within 24 hours of receiving your order.

 

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed

For $100 to $200 (depending on circulation) an in-house newsletter can have unlimited use of cartoons from www.mchumor.com for one year. I will snail-mail you a CD with all of the jpgs and gifs currently on the site minus the gray copyright banner

In-House Newsletter Circulation

Under 1,000 $100.00 1,000-2,000 $150.00 Over 2,000 $200.00

$25 and up if you want a cartoon specially created for your in-house newsletter. Discounts are given for purchase of multiple cartoons.

For a price quote, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it.

$50 per cartoon for magazines with circulations under 1,000.

$75 per cartoon for magazines with circulations of1,000-5000.

$100 per cartoon for magazines with circulations of 5,000-10,000.

$150 per cartoon for magazines with circulations over 10,000.

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed

$75 and up if you want a cartoon specially created for your magazine. Discounts are given for purchase of multiple cartoons.

For a price quote, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it.

$25 per cartoon for newsletters with circulations under 1,000
$35 per cartoon for newsletters with circulations of 1,000-2000
$50 per cartoon for newsletter with circulations over 2,000
If you know how many you want to use, why not buy them now?

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed

For $200 to $500 (depending on circulation) a newsletter can have unlimited use of cartoons from www.mchumor.com for one year. I will snail-mail you a CD with all of the jpgs and gifs currently on the site minus the gray copyright banner

Newsletter Circulation

Under 1,000 $250.00 1,000-2,000 $350.00 Over 2,000 $500.00

$35 and up if you want a cartoon specially created for your newsletter. Discounts are given for purchase of multiple cartoons.

For a price quote, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it.

Non-Profits & Teachers

I'd love to give my work away for free, but since literally over 95% of requests for my cartoons are from non-profits and teachers and my own creditors don't accept good deeds in lieu of cash, I do request a token fee of $7.50 per cartoon. If you know how many you want to use, why not buy them now?

Cartoon #(s) or description

School or Organization

I'll email you a jpg within 24 hours of receiving your order.

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed

For $50, teachers & non-profits can have unlimited use of cartoons from www.mchumor.com for one year. I will snail-mail you a CD with all of the jpgs and gifs currently on the site minus the gray copyright banner

Type of User

Teacher $50.00 Non-Profit $50.00

Name of School or Organization

$25 and up if you want a cartoon specially created for teachers or non-profits. Discounts are given for purchase of multiple cartoons.

For a price quote, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it.

Presentations & Personal Use

$7.50 per cartoon per Power Point presentations and the like. If you know how many you want to use, why not buy them now?

Type of Use

Presentation $7.50 Personal Use $7.50

# or description of cartoon(s)

Presentation Title / Use Type

I'll email you a jpg within 24 hours of receiving your order.

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed

For $100, an individual can have unlimited use of cartoons from www.mchumor.com for one year for his or her presentations. I will snail-mail you a CD with all of the jpgs and gifs currently on the site minus the gray copyright banner

$25 and up if you want a cartoon specially created for your presentation. Discounts are given for purchase of multiple cartoons.

For a price quote, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it.

Students

I know students don't have much money, but alas, I don't have much money either and my own creditors don't accept good deeds in lieu of cash. Consequently, I do request a token fee of $2.50 per cartoon for use by students who have either downloaded music in the last term or purchased a CD or DVD. Hey, I figure if you can afford that, you can afford $2.50. If you're the rare student who hasn't purchased any music in the last term, then you may use McHumor 'toons for free since you are truly extraordinary. If you know how many you want to use, why not buy them now?

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed

$25 and up if you want a cartoon specially created for you. Discounts are given for purchase of multiple cartoons.

For a price quote, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it.

Personalizing an Existing McHumoR Cartoon

For an additional $5 you can have the caption changed on a cartoon

Cartoon # or description

New Caption

Cartoons Drawn Specifically For You

$50 to draw from scratch a black and white cartoon in a style similar to most McHumor 'toons, $100 for a color one.

For something more complicated, email me with a description of what you want and how you want to use it and I'll send you a price quote.

An Example of a $17.50-$75 Personalized Cartoon
An Example of a $100 Personalized Cartoon
An Example of a $125 Personalized Cartoon
An Example of a $150 Personalized Cartoon
An Example of a $250 Personalized Cartoon

Also, check out my pages of Cartoon Variations on a Theme & How To Use Them to Create Your Own Highly Targeted Humor

MAKE ME AN OFFER

Can't afford these rates? I try to gouge folks for only as much as they feel comfortable being gouged for. Tell me your circumstances, make me an offer that let's you sleep comfortably at night while keeping in mind that I do this to make a living, and nine out of ten times I'll accept it.