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Magazines I've drawn for. The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

Need a cartoon on a specific topic?
Using my computer data base of over 100,000 cross-indexed ideas, I'll send you some targeted whimsy, you pick out what makes you smirk, and I email the drawings with no obligation on your part to buy anything unless you like them.
 
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Use Cartoons in Presentations.
Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong
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Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.
Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.
Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

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Ridiculously cheap.

POINT OUT ERRORS on this site and get a FREE signed print.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult, published by Caxton Press, is my first book of literary nonfiction. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

How One Cartoonist's Mind Works
How to create cartoon ideas.

Information for Gag Writers

The Komic, a Graphic Novel in the Making

Personalized Cartoons
An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

Books of Cartoon Collections
Finally, what tens of people have been waiting for: collections of some of my most popular cartoons on various topics. The books only cost $8.50, and that even includes postage & handling if you're in the U.S.

Custom Cartoon Books
Do you run a business & want something special to send prospective clients, give as gifts or hand out at meetings? People can only fit so many souvenir coffee mugs into a cupboard, whereas books of cartoons are something everyone will really appreciate AND keep. I have cartoon collections of various trades that only cost $8.50 per book. At no extra charge you can have your business's name and logo printed on them.

T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

Watercolor Paintings
In addition to cartooning I paint watercolors and draw scientific illustrations. My series titled UnNatural History is a combination of all three. Someday they will be part of a book that's a whimsical look at my life as a naturalist.

Rent a Naturalist
I'm an award winning naturalist. Want a few laughs & learn about the local flora, fauna & history on your next visit to the central Oregon coast. Rent me.

About the cartoonist
T. McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 563-3112

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Cartoons from a Warped MindCartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
is now available as a Kindle Book for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It is a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Retirement Cartoons
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Why do cartoons on this site have large copyright symbols © and/or pink watermarks that say, “If you can see this blurb, this cartoon is being used WITHOUT PERMISSION from mchumor.com?” Because people are using cartoons from this site without permission. Many assume that images found using Google are in the public domain. Most are not. I support my family by selling cartoons online, so please contact me before using any of them. THANKS!
Retirement Cartoon 1813

Retirement Cartoon 1813: A supervisor says to a new employee, "Not only do we have a great retirement program, our employees age more quickly."

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Retirement Cartoon 8496
Retirement Cartoon 8496: Cannibal saying to another, “Let’s retire. Call our pension planner, tell him we want to make some withdrawals and eat the aide he sends with the paper work.”

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Parking Cartoon 8291
Parking Cartoon 8291: A ghost collects money at a parking garage. "Even after death, Fred refused to retire from the garage."

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Construction Cartoon 6094
Construction Cartoon 6094: Of doors for sale for one million dollars a piece a man says, "I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire."

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Physicist Cartoon 5851

Physicist Cartoon 5851: At the "Old Physicists Home" an old codger says to another, "Oh yeah! Well I must've found a particle THIS small."

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Retirement Cartoon 7245
Retirement Cartoon 7245: A financial planner says to one of Santa's reindeer, “Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.”

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CafePress or Zazzle can print any mchumor.com cartoon on demand on T-shirts and lots of other merchandise. I'll set up a link for you if you email me which cartoon you want on a shirt, poster or whatever--they even print things on thongs (I've yet to have a request for these yet, but you never know.)

Like a cartoon on this web site, but wish the characters, setting and/or caption were different?
No problem. I can redraw it for you.

To see examples of how this works, check out my pages of
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Have cartoon ideas of your own? I can draw those up, too.
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Medical Cartoon 4925
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Take Two Tons of Aspirin & Call Me in the Morning,
a collection of 72 of T- McCracken's most popular medical related cartoons, most of which can be seen at www.mchumor.com's
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(They are black and white in the book, even ones that are in color on the web site.)

 

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n Books
Do you run a business and want something special to send to prospective clients, give out as gifts or hand out at meetings? People can only fit so many souvenir coffee mugs into a cupboard, whereas books of cartoons are something everyone will really appreciate AND keep. I have cartoon collections of various trades that only cost $7.50 per book. At no extra charge you can have your business's name and logo printed on them.
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