Monk & Nun Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Printing Cartoon 8251: Business for monk scribes is booming now that folks realize supplying them with wine is cheaper than replacing printer ink cartridges.
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Nun Cartoon 6578: A nun says to a student, "Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!"
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Disabled Cartoon 1968: "Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence." Hands sign "Snap Crackle & Pop" in a bowl of cereal."
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Bartending Cartoon 4859: A director in a studio of monks saying to a producer, "Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget."
Art Cartoon 4659: A priest saying, while looking up at the paintings on the ceilings of the Sistine Chapel, "All it needs is a ceiling fan."
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Forestry Cartoon 1818: A monk looking at puny seedlings. "Mendel wonders if his heredity experiments might go faster if he used something other than redwood trees."
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Nun Cartoon 0987: “The Sisters of Perpetual Motion enjoy a game of leap frog.” Nuns jump over each other at a convent.
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Ascetics Cartoon 2631: A man wearing a t-shirt with a bunny on it says to a pastor, “I wear my hare shirt whenever I study ascetics.”
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Priest Cartoon 9026: A woman asks her husband, "Why do you want to go to a priest about our marital and sex problems. How is he expected to relate to them?"
Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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