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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Convenience Food Cartoon 5902

Convenience Food Cartoon 5902: "Convenience & Inconvenience Foods." A woman with a candy bar holds the door for a man who's just bought a 100-pound bag of oatmeal.

 

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Oatmeal Cartoon 9359

Oatmeal Cartoon 9359: A serf bringing a bowl of cereal to a king says, “Your gold-cut oats, sire.”

 

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Fiber Optic Cartoon 8434

Fiber Optic Cartoon 8434: A glowing man eats a bowl of “Fruit & Fiber Optics.”

 

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Cereal Cartoon 3815

Cereal Cartoon 3815: "Despite continued police efforts, the cereal killer had struck again." In a supermarket a woman passes a cereal box with a knife stuck in it.

 

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Convenience Food Cartoon 4526
Convenience Food Cartoon 4800: “Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.”

 

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Disabled Cartoon 1968

Disabled Cartoon 1968: "Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence." Hands sign "Snap Crackle & Pop" in a bowl of cereal."

 

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Cooking Cartoon 3344
Cooking Cartoon 3344: A cook's nightmare: A chicken in every pot when she wants to make oatmeal.

 

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Cancer Cartoon 4674

Cancer Cartoon 4674: A store owner with cases of cereal collecting cob webs says to his assistant, "Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer."

 

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Cereal Cartoon 4531

Cereal Cartoon 4531: A lion eating a box of cereal says, "The problem with gazelle is that there's no prize inside."

 

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Ingredients Cartoon 0565

Ingredients Cartoon 0912: Looking at a label on a cereal box a shopper says, "I hope this list of ingredients is for the cardboard box, not the cereal."

 

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Diet Cartoon 4341
Diet Cartoon 4341: An overweight man at the doctor says, "Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?"

 

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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