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Restaurant Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Restaurant Cartoon 3409

Restaurant Cartoon 3409: A Chinese couple leaving a restaurant say, “The problem with American food is that you're stuffed now, and an hour later you're still stuffed.”

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Restaurant Cartoon 4381

Restaurant Cartoon 4381: A queen bee in a bathrobe saying to a drone in a tux at a table, "I laid 3,000 eggs today, and you expect me to dress for dinner?"

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Restaurant Cartoon 5218

Restaurant Cartoon 5218: Man in fancy restaurant saying to his date, "I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so I called for a pizza to be delivered."

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Waiter Cartoon 2599

Waiter Cartoon 2599: A waiter says, “Hello, I'm Ryan. I'm not your waiter, but I'm hoping you'll still leave me a whopping tip.”

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Restaurant Cartoon 9201
Restaurant Cartoon 9201: A queasy looking couple walks out of a diner having "Going Out of Business Special, Half off meat from the bottom of the freezer.

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Tuba Cartoon 5758

Tuba Cartoon 5758: Of a tuba player in a restaurant a waiter says, "You wouldn't believe how much the strolling violinist wanted."

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Waitress Cartoon 8694
Waitress Cartoon 8694: A waitress twisted says, "You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work." Meanwhile behind her customers are shouting, "Hey, you!" "How come their food came before mine?" "I want to change my order" "WAITRESS!!"

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Restaurant Cartoon 9370

Restaurant Cartoon 9370: A waiter says to a woman, "The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

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Dating Cartoon 8134

Dating Cartoon 8134: A couple on a date in a restaurant type on laptops in front of them. "Mary & Gary on their first real life date."

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Pessimist Cartoon 9333

Pessimist Cartoon 9333: “The Ultimate Pessimist.” A man looking at a glass says, “The glass is half empty and what’s in it is toxic.”

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