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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Crab Cartoon 1293
Crab Cartoon 1293: People chase crabs near a sign that says, “All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.”

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Math Cartoon 1749

Math Cartoon 1749: At the Mathematician's Cafe a scientist ordering says: "Professor Higgenbottom will have the number pi and I'll have the imaginary number √-i."

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Restaurant Cartoon 0643

Restaurant Cartoon 0643: In a restaurant a maître d' asks a couple, "Ambiance or non-ambiance?" One side of the restaurant has a chandelier and white table cloths, the other side has a counter, stools, and sells burger and fries.

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Fire Cartoon 5943
Fire Cartoon 5943: A fireman in a cafe where only the smoking section is on fire says, "Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful." A waiter and diners don't even seem concerned.

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Placebo Cartoon 6865
Placebo Cartoon 6865: A waitress in a diner serving a doctor coffee asks, “One placebo or two, doctor?"

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Restaurant Cartoon 4333

Restaurant Cartoon 4333: The "Quaint Ye Olde Diner," with a sign "Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra."

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Cafeteria Cartoon 2430

Cafeteria Cartoon 2430: A workman grimacing as he eats says, "We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy."

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Juggling Cartoon 6501
Juggling Cartoon 6501: A waiter asks a juggler juggling fire, "Smoking or non-smoking?"

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Snail Cartoon 8201

Snail Cartoon 8201: “Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.” On a platter a French waiter serves a humongous snail.

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Diet Cartoon 3030
Diet Cartoon 3030: A middle aged woman says her cellmate, "I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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