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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Bathroom Cartoon 8428

Bathroom Cartoon 8428: “Motion Only Short of a 6.0 Earthquake is Necessary to Get a Paper Towel.” A woman dances wildly in front of an automatic towel dispenser in a bathroom.

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Restaurant Cartoon 8442

Restaurant Cartoon 8442: An elderly man walking out of a restaurant says to a woman, “No, you weren't suffering from hot flashes again, dear. It really was boiling in the dining room and the toilet seats did have frost build up.”

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Baby Cartoon 8455

Baby Cartoon 8455: A woman with a toddler sees another toddler in a highchair that's stacked on top of many others. She says, “Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.”

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Restroom Cartoon 8445

Restroom Cartoon 8445: A man in a bathroom with a really low sink and mirror who is bent over so far his nose almost touches his toes says, “At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.”

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Hamburger Cartoon 3099

Hamburger Cartoon 3099: A doctor listening to a patient’s heart with a stethoscope hears, “Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.”

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Fast Food Cartoon 8448

Fast Food Cartoon 8448: A man trying to dunk fries into a bunch of unopened ketchup packets cries, “I want to start a movement to remove little ketchup packets from fast food restaurants. I can't dunk my fries!”

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Fast Food Cartoon 8451

Fast Food Cartoon 8451: A woman looking at a well-endowed cashier with low cleavage saying, “Okay, call me old-fashioned, but having to view more cleavage than bun when I get my hamburger is not appetizing.”

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Diet Cartoon 8063

Diet Cartoon 8063: At an airport concourse there are two glassed-in rooms, “Smoking” and “Bingeing.” In the latter people eat “Cinnamon Tons.”

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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