Driver's Education
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Driving Cartoon 5121: A student driver says to a very frazzled instructor: "I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red."
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Patrolman Cartoon 4288: An officer on a motorcycle with "Student Cop" sign chases a car with a "Student Driver" sign.
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Driving Cartoon 4626: Driving instructor to student driving on sidewalk, "Yes, you’re right, there is less traffic on the sidewalk, but it's illegal to drive on!”
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Education Cartoon 3203: A teacher watching a bus weave says, "The superintendent is saving money by training driver's ed students in school buses."
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Driving Cartoon 3938: A kid says to his driver's education instructor, "But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in."
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Driver’s Ed Cartoon 3605: A sign on a car says, “Driver being taught by impatient parent.”
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Driving Cartoon 9150: A "Student Driver" in an "Autonomous Vehicle" says to his teacher, "Mr. Smith, cars used to have steering wheels, right?"
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Bus Cartoon 7181: Someone looking at an over flowing van at Clown College saying, "They say these vans are unsafe when fully loaded, so we're only going to allow 50 of you in at a time."
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Drivers Ed Cartoon 0455: Outside a hotel is a “Car for Hire, $20 per hour and a Student Education car at $10 per hour. A woman asks the teacher, "Do you think you could teach me how to drive just as far as the airport?"
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