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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Road Construction Cartoon 6533

Road Construction Cartoon 6533: A road sign, "Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes."

 

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Employment Cartoon 8484

Employment Cartoon 8484: A man backing down a road painting the center lane line doesn’t realize he’s about to fall off a cliff. “Fred was soon going to regret not being laid off with the rest of the road crew.”

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Stimulus Cartoon 8411
Stimulus Cartoon 8411: When the Yellow Brick Road abruptly turns into a dirt trail Dorothy says, “I guess they ran out of stimulus money before finishing the Yellow Brick Road.”

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Construction Cartoon 8155
Construction Cartoon 8155: Dracula in front of a bulldozer applies a lotion, "SPF 1000, the Sun Block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires who work on road crews."

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Construction Cartoon 8164
Construction Cartoon 8164: An inspector says to a wicked witch whose house is made out of cookies and road is made out of whipped cream, "I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel." 

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Road Construction Cartoon 6108
Road Construction Cartoon 6108: A construction flagman with a sign, "At least slow down." 

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Traffic Cartoon 4851

Traffic Cartoon 4851: "Heavy Traffic." A bridge buckles under the weight of traffic.

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Construction Cartoon 8247
Construction Cartoon 8247: "The latest construction safety device: air bags on jack hammers."

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Construction Cartoon 4492

Construction Cartoon 4492: A sign on back of dynamite truck says, "I brake for EVERYTHING."

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Office Cartoon 6635

Office Cartoon 6635: A traffic sign says, "Slow Men at Work." In the middle of the road is a man working at a desk.

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