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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Hardware Cartoon 6148
Hardware Cartoon 6148: A carpenter flipping open "The Swiss Army Tool Belt" that has hammers, saws, and screwdrivers coming out of a tiny knife.

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Repair Cartoon 7357
Repair Cartoon 7357: "Hell for Mechanics." The Devil shows a man a flaming cave with lots of tools, and says, "All of the screws here are slotted, and all the screwdrivers are Phillips."

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Hardware Cartoon 6416
Hardware Cartoon 6416: A bunch of carpenters sitting at a diner counter with their underwear showing because their tool belts are pulling their pants down. To one they say, "Loosen your belt a notch, David. Your underwear's not showing."

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Safety Cartoon 4247
Safety Cartoon 4247: A man with a screwdriver in his knee saying to a doctor, "It's an old work injury."

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Tool Cartoon 8135
Tool Cartoon 8135: “Sign #243 that you’ve been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.” A fellow standing on a ladder has is building tall tower by stacking all of his tools on one another(e.g., a trowel is point down into the ground, on top of that is a wrench, on top of that a power saw, etc.)

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Carpenter Cartoon 6428
Carpenter Cartoon 6428: "Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun." A carpenter's nail gun fires so often that he's nailed an assistant to the wall.

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Carpenter Cartoon 6662

Carpenter Cartoon 6662: A kid getting a Jr. Carpenter Set with a hammer, saw and a screw driver asks, "Where do I put the batteries?"

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Carpenter Cartoon 6431
Carpenter Cartoon 6431: "Early Power Saws." A carpenter plugs in hand saw with an electric cord.

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Carpenter Cartoon 6437
Carpenter Cartoon 6437: A carpenter who's using a power drill twists his whole arm and says, "Oooops." 

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Carpenter Cartoon 8690

Carpenter Cartoon 8690: Someone asks a carpenter with a baby in his tool belt, “Still having a hard time finding day care?"

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