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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Contracting Cartoon 6446

Contractor Cartoon 6446: Seeing that a new hardware catalog has arrived and his carpenter is drooling over it a homeowner groans, "Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid."

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Hardware Cartoon 7284

Hardware Cartoon 7284: A house a man is building is completely lopsided. "David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring."

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Dance Cartoon 1478

Dance Cartoon 1478: “Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer." Astaire pounds nails with his feet.

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Tool Cartoon 2142

Tool Cartoon 2142: Next to a "Circular Saw" are a "Squarish Saw" and a "Right Triangular Saw." "Ideas that never got off the drawing board."

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Tools Cartoon 6325
Tools Cartoon 6325: A carpenter says to a fortune teller, "I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill."

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Carpenter Cartoon 6391
Carpenter Cartoon 6391: A carpenter says to another trying to nail something in using a screwdriver, "If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one."

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Contractor Cartoon 6158

Contractor Cartoon 6158: "Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids." Carpenters sit around under cloudy skies twiddling their thumbs.

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Carpenter Cartoon 6340
Carpenter Cartoon 6340: A carpenter's tattoo says, "Born to nail gun."

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Shop Class Cartoon 6570
Shop Class Cartoon 6570: At The Goldilocks Hardware Emporium there are bins of nuts and bolts that say "Too Big," "Too Small," and "Just Right."

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Tools Cartoon 6408
Tools Cartoon 6408: As a man lies all bandaged in bed his wife has a garage sale where an excited customer looking at thousands of dollars worth of tools says, "Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?"

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