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Locksmith Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Locksmith Carton 4216
Locksmith Cartoon 4216: As her husband is about to hit door with an ax a woman says to a locksmith, "Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.”

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Locksmith Cartoon 5608

Locksmith Cartoon 5608: Woman saying to Superman who's broken down her door, "Next time you lose your keys, couldn't we just call a locksmith, dear?"

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Prisoner Cartoon 2028

Prisoner Cartoon 2028: A prisoner in front of a phone says to a police officer, “Personally, I'd prefer to call my locksmith instead of my lawyer.”

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Locksmith Carton 4217
Locksmith Cartoon 4217: A man in handcuffs hangs upside down in a tank of water says, "I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough."

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Locksmith Carton 7901
Locksmith Cartoon 7901: A man with fingers shaped like keys has a tattoo that says, "Born to Locksmith.”

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Locksmith Carton 7902

Locksmith Cartoon 7902: Archaeologist looking at tablet on a pyramid says, "Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing."

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Cat Cartoo 7914
Cat Cartoon 7914: A cat at a locksmith says, "My master decided I am to be an outdoor cat. That's why I called a locksmith. I want a set of keys.”

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Locksmith Carton 7903
Locksmith Cartoon 7903: A small set of keys are labeled, "Keys with known locks" next to a big box labeled, "Keys with no known locks.”

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Locksmith Cartoon 4742

Locksmith Cartoon 4742: A king with a crown in a locksmith shop saying "I lost my key to the kingdom."

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Locksmith Cartoon 4926

Locksmith Cartoon 4926: Benjamin Franklin's holds a melted key. His wife says, "Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?"

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