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Mechanic Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Motorcycle Cartoon 6807
Motorcycle Cartoon 6807: A biker says to a mechanic, "Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time."

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Heart Cartoon 1410
Heart Cartoon 1410: Mechanic says to someone in a hospital bed rigged up to a machine, "The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance."

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Ceramic Cartoon 5941
Ceramic Cartoon 5941: A car mechanic working on potter wheel shaping clay figures says, "They hired me to work on a ceramic engine."

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Painting Cartoon 6543
Painting Cartoon 6543: Men on two bikes riding down a road with an extension ladder over their necks. One asks, "David, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?"

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Repo Cartoon 8179

Repo Cartoon 8179: As someone's car moans and has ghosts and spirits coming out of it says to someone whose car is being towed, "You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist."

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Safety Cartoon 8405

Safety Cartoon 8405: A woman yells through a megaphone at a mechanic, “Wear you hearing protection or else!”

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Car Repair Cartoon 8033
Car Repair Cartoon 8033: A space alien in a garage says to a mechanic, "I understand you work on foreign models?"

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Car Repair Cartoon 4457

Car Repair Cartoon 4457: A car mechanic saying to a doctor, “My diagnosis, Doc, indicates the need for a catalystectomy, a carburetor transplant and a radiator bypass.”

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Towing Cartoon 8181

Towing Cartoon 8181: “Ben Hur gets a tow.” Ben Hur in his chariot cracks a whip at the tow truck in front of him.

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Safety Cartoon 4239

Safety Cartoon 4239: Two mechanic’s in a garage are drinking coffee and talking. One says, “I didn't know it was so dangerous.” The other asks, “The shop?” The first replies, “No. Mac’s coffee.”

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