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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Train Cartoon 5047

Train Cartoon 5047: A train going up the Alps thinking, "I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am... "

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Bus Cartoon 5936

Bus Cartoon 5936: A man on a desert island reading a schedule saying, "Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennium bus out."

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Satellite Cartoon 8779
Satellite Cartoon 8779: A satellite is towed into space by a train. "NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space."

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Travel Cartoon 8948

Travel Cartoon 8948: "Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night." A man has oodles of luggage, including a kitchen sink.

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Europe Cartoon 3283

Europe Cartoon 3283: An elderly couple huffing and puffing on bikes around the Eiffel tower are caught up in a race. One says: "I guess you have to pay extra for those Tour de France on a bus."

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Flying Cartoon 8664

Flying Cartoon 8664: A man on a cloud waits at an "Air Bus Stop" and a regular bus rolls up.

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Education Cartoon 3203

Education Cartoon 3203: A teacher watching a bus weave says, "The superintendent is saving money by training driver's ed students in school buses."

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Bus Cartoon 7059

Bus Cartoon 7059: A mechanic says to a driver of a bus with square tires, "I found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride."

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Giraffe Cartoon 7336
Giraffe Cartoon 7336: A giraffe trying to board charter bus says, "I was assured that this would be a double decker bus."

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Train Cartoon 5510
Train Cartoon 5510: A general on a bus with a missile in the overhead compartment saying, "The transit system got a big subsidy when they agreed to carry missiles on their buses and trains."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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