Battery Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Battery Cartoon 6942: A mechanic using jumper cables on an ambulance yelling, "CLEAR!"
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History Cartoon 2077: "Ben Franklin jump-starts his car." Out in a lightning storm Franklin flies his kite and has it hooked to jumper cables in his car.
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Battery Cartoon 7254: A thief in a garage saying to another, "No, lets take this battery. It has a longer warranty."
Biology Cartoon 7252: A doctor saying to Frankenstein's monster, "Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids."
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Space Cartoon 3048: An astronaut on Moon in Lunar Rover says to another, “The battery's dead. You left the lights on again, didn't you?"
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Battery Cartoon 7253: "Where Are They Now." "Jack, of Jack and the Bean Stalk genetically breeds jumping beans that can be used to jumpstart batteries."
Battery Cartoon 7249: An astronomer looking through a telescope and saying, "They've found life as we know it exists on other planets. Species all over the universe leave their car lights on and drain their batteries."
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Battery Cartoon 7250: Incredibly Inexpensive Mechanics advertising, "Pretty Good Batteries, 1/2 the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the jump starts you may need occasionally."
Beauty Cartoon 7761: A stylist saying to a man with wild hair, "Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid."
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Toy Cartoon 2294: A kid opens a Christmas present that's, "Batteries, Toys not included."
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