Shampoo & Conditioner Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Beauty Cartoon 6900: A doctor saying to a patient with a palm tree growing out of her head, "It appears to be a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using."
Beauty Cartoon 1341: A shelf with "Shampoo for Normal Hair, Oily Hair, Dry Hair, Hair that is Beyond Description."
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Beauty Cartoon 0237: A woman with frazzled hair saying, "My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable."
Whale Cartoon 7168: "Shamu, the Killer Whale" next to "Shampoo, the Oil Spill Cleaning Whale."
Beauty Cartoon 7761: A stylist saying to a man with wild hair, "Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid."
Hair Cartoon 1701: A woman says to a stylist, "I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub."
Taxi Cartoon 5220: A woman sticking her head out of a taxi saying, "I forgot yo pack my blow drier."
Hair Cartoon 8576: “The Hair Stylist of Seville." A woman sings into a hair brush while a man works on her hair.
Shampoo Cartoon 4140: A woman whose hair smells of booze says to her boss, "I didn't drink my lunch, sir. I used a beer rinse in my hair."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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