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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Denture Cartoon 2788

Denture Cartoon 2788: When Dracula's dentures stick to a woman’s neck after he bites her he thinks, “Got to change denture creams.”

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Fish Cartoon 4173

Fish Cartoon 4173: A fish whose dentures are caught on a fishing line saying, "Thank God for poor denture adhesives." 

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Denture Cartoon 9394: Little Red Riding Hood looking at dentures in a glass of whitener says to a wolf in bed: "My, what big teeth you have, Grandmother.”

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Denture Cartoon 6755

Denture Cartoon 6755: At "The Old Cats' Home" one cat on the porch is saying to another, "The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on."

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Circus Cartoon 4037

Circus Cartoon 4037: An acrobat holding on by his teeth/dentures from a trapeze falls and says, “Damn! Got to change denture adhesives.”

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Denture Cartoon 8668

Denture Cartoon 8668: A couple walk in a rain storm where dentures are pouring down. "Talk about biting cold."

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Denture Cartoon 7644

Denture Cartoon 7644: A woman saying to another woman, "I'm looking for a man who has his own teeth. Dentures are OK. He just has to own them. They can't be on lay away at a dentist's office."

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Denture Cartoon 2783

Denture Cartoon 2783: Looking at a baby with huge teeth a woman says, “So that's where grandma's dentures got to.”

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Denture Cartoon 8813

Denture Cartoon 8813: Mona Lisa sleeps with dentures in a glass next to her.

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Tooth Fairy Cartoon 2068

Tooth Fairy Cartoon 2068: A woman with no teeth says to a dentist, “The tooth fairy took my $1,500 dentures and left me a lousy quarter.”

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