Drug Rehab & Addiction Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Drug Cartoon 5095: A doctor says to a patient in a drug rehabilitation program knitting using hypodermic needles, "Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you."
Rehab Cartoon 3463: A student at a drug rehab center says, “Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.”
Drug Cartoon 3368: A kid buying a game saying, "Dad, let's get this baseball video game. You have to guess which players are going to be sent to drug rehab."
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Baseball Cartoon 8195: A baseball player shuffling toward a base with his walker while the baseman tries to catch a ball with one hand and holding his cane in the other. "The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol."
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Drug Cartoon 5359: A pharmacist saying to a shady looking character with a prescription form, "I can tell this prescription is a phony. The doctor's signature is legible."
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Construction Cartoon 6080: A man says of another carting a coffee machine away from a job site, "Wait a minute. Not ALL drugs can be removed from the construction site!"
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Pregnant Cartoon 3087: A lab mouse who’s given birth to Mickey Mouse says, “Oh, Doc, this is what I get for taking drugs during pregnancy.”
Baby Cartoon 2497: Baby smoking saying to another, "I'm trying to cut back on thumb sucking."
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Withdrawal Cartoon 8069: “Morphine & Sugar Withdrawal.” Two patients in padded cells in a drug and alcohol recovery center go through DTs.
Baseball Cartoon 4879: An announcer at a baseball game says, "Number 20 is up. His batting average is 320 and his drug tests are negative."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
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It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
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