Pregnancy, Maternity & Birth Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Baby Cartoon 4787: A pregnant woman reading a book, "1,001 Names to Embarrass Your Child for Life."
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Baby Cartoon 7400: A kid saying to pregnant woman, "Mom, when will you be finished downloading the new baby?"
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Restaurant Cartoon 4381: A queen bee in a bathrobe saying to a drone in a tux at a table, "I laid 3,000 eggs today, and you expect me to dress for dinner?"
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Pregnancy Cartoon 8890: "Ultrasound: Mozart piped into the womb." A pregnant woman listening to an iPod has huge earphones on her womb.
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Pregnancy Cartoon 2192: "Houdini's mother had an odd and difficult pregnancy." A distressed pregnant woman shouts, "Oh no. He's gone again!"
History Cartoon 5670: "Mama Columbus trying to give birth to the three day weekend." Mr. Columbus at her bed says, "What do you mean you're going into labor, dear? It's only Friday. Can't you wait 'til Monday?"
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Diet Cartoon 1983: A doctor saying to a huge bug, "Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000."
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Baby Cartoon 2782: "A doctor's worst nightmare." When a doctor swats a newborn on the bottom the baby cries: "Whaa! Mal practice!!"
Pregnancy Cartoon 2056: A kid playing with a "Home Pregnancy Test" says, "Wow, mom, thanks for the neat little chemistry set."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
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yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
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The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
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