Cancer Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Cancer Cartoon 8322: An almost bald man sitting in an "Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients."

Cancer Cartoon 8327: A woman walking by a hospital reads a report, oblivious to a piano that's about to fall on her. "Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere."

Pharmacy Cartoon 8328: A table in front of a patient is full of pills, some the size of a bowling ball. A doctor says to her, "I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication."

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"Cancer Cartoon 8342: A very skinny cancer patient trying on a dress looks in a mirror and says, “Since starting chemo I've lost a few minutes off that hour glass figure I had in college."

Cancer Cartoon 8352: "Pole Dancing on the Chemo Ward." A couple of patients in hospital gowns dance with the poles their IV bottles hang from while one in wheel chair throws money at them and saying, "Whoo Whoo."

Cancer Cartoon 8370: When a cancer patient's eye balls pop out and roll across a doctor's office, the doctor says, "Oh dear. Your immune system doesn't recognize your eyes."

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Mammogram Cartoon 8143: In a gym a woman with sagging breasts says, "I had a mammogram this morning. I think if I have a few more, I may be able to touch my toes without bending my knees."

X-Ray Cartoon 2357: A judge says to Superman, “Lex Luther is suing you, claiming you exposed him to harmful x-rays. How do you plead?”

Cancer Cartoon 2508: A lizard with dark glasses a white cane and a seeing eye dog says to another, "It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer"

Disease Cartoon 8895: In a petri dish a cell aims a gun at other cells. "Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell."

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Surgery Cartoon 2805: As a doctor attaches a string to a doorknob that leads down a patients throat the patient asks, “Doctor, how may colon polyps HAVE you removed?”

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Magazines I've drawn for?

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Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist