Glasses & Contact Lens Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Hockey Cartoon 5042: A hockey player on his knees says to charging oncoming opponents, "Hold it! I dropped a contact lens."
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Glasses Cartoon 2526: Someone says to a highway patrolman who's stopped her, “I know I'm supposed to wear glasses when I drive. That's why I have a prescription windshield.”
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Glasses Cartoon 6964: A patient says to an optometrist, “I need a third glasses prescription so I'll have one to look for the other two."
Eye Cartoon 7119: A father who wears large glasses looks a newly delivered baby who’s also got large glasses and says to the doctor, "Oh dear. He's got my eyes."
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Glasses Cartoon 7115: In an eye doctor’s office is a sign, "In case of emergency, break glass." Behind the glass is a huge pair of glasses.
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Glasses Cartoon 7416: At an eye glasses store where there is a sign, "Sale. Everything Must Go," glasses are being thrown out the windows and doors.
Contact Lens Cartoon 7410: "Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens." A fellow wears humongous clunky goggles.
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