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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Cancer Cartoon 8370

Cancer Cartoon 8370: When a cancer patient's eye balls pop out and roll across a doctor's office, the doctor says, "Oh dear. Your immune system doesn't recognize your eyes."

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Sleeping Cartoon 9375

Sleeping Cartoon 9375: A woman in bed shakes a man who’s sleeping while eyeballs are orbiting his head and says, “Stan, your REM sleep is disturbing me again.”

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Eye Cartoon 7278

Eye Cartoon 7278: A doctor says to patient with eyes that are spinning, “You need to go to a specialist: a spin doctor.”

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Eye Cartoon 7120

Eye Cartoon 7120: Someone at an Eye Institute squints to read the “You Are Here” arrow on a site map.

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Dentist Cartoon 7640

Dentist Cartoon 7640: A road sign to “Eye Clinic” is humongous compared to the “Dental Clinic” sign."

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Fishing Cartoon 4344

Fishing Cartoon 4344: A man catching fish says to a kid, "It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses."

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Flossing Cartoon 7270
Flossing Cartoon 7270: A doctor, looking in a patient’s eyes with the light comes out of his mouth, says, “ ... plus you need to floss better.”

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Anatomy Cartoon 6906

Anatomy Cartoon 6906: "An Anatomically Incorrect Doll." A doll with a head on the kneecap, a foot on the elbow, etc.

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Beauty Cartoon 8761
Beauty Cartoon 8761: Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

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3D Glasses Cartoon 8574

3D Glasses Cartoon 8574: "Which is scarier: the 3D movie or the audience watching the 3D movie?" Someone looking through glasses has her eyes wide open and hair sanding on end.

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Cornea Transplant & Laser Surgery Cartoons

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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