Insect Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

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Bear Cartoon 6757: Outside of a bee hive, a bear is stuck to a humongous "No Pest Strip."

Insect Cartoon 8440: At restaurant advertising, “great buggers,” a customer who's been handed a bun with a humongous insect on it says, “Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.”

Doctor Cartoon 6037: A doctor says to woman with limes on her body and a humongous tick on her back, "Off hand I’d say you have lime disease, but we’ll have to run a few tests to be sure."

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Bee Cartoon 4694: A man with giant bee says to a bartender, "... and a stinger for my friend."

Butterfly Cartoon 1836: At a hospital a nurse says to a man with a net and a butterfly in a jar, “Sorry, Professor, that's not the kind of specimen the doctor wants.”

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Dance Cartoon 1476: A bug studying his Arthur Murray dance charts for dancing the Jitter Human.

Ant Cartoon 8723: An ant underground says to another looking at a blank TV, "Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance."

Insect Cartoon 8719: An ant in a hanging on to the edge of a sidewalk paving stone says to another, "Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones."

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Insect Cartoon 0046: As huge bugs attack a camper spraying an aerosol, he says, "Ooops, I must've used Insect Attractant, not Repellent."

Thanksgiving Cartoon 4538: “Unable to find a large enough turkey, the folks in Peat Bog Swamp had to settle for a medium size black fly for their first Thanksgiving dinner.” An Indian and Pilgrim sit at a dinner table with a humongous fly on a platter.

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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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T-shirts, mugs, cards, posters, prints & more.

With print on demand you can have cartoons printed on just about anything. Visit my two online stores.

Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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Use Cartoons in Presentations.

Public Speakers, even when speaking on serious topics, break the ice with a joke. Cartoons do the same thing--and you can't "tell a cartoon wrong.

Use Cartoons in Textbooks, Advertisements, Brochures, Web Sites & Blogs.

Cartoons & humorous illustrations grab people's attention and therefore increase your chances to convey your message.

Use Cartoons on T-shirts.

Events can't be called true events unless they have official T-shirts, and t-shirts with personalized cartoons on them are the T-shirts preferred by 9 out of 10 people stranded on a desert island.

Personalized Cartoons: An illustration of anyone can be Photoshopped into any cartoon on the mchumor.com web site. This is a great CHEAP gift.

The perfect "gift from the gang" at retirement or going away parties is an original cartoon of the guest of honor.

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Many assume images found on the web can be used for free and are in the public domain. Many are not. I've spent years drawing these cartoons and I support my family selling them online so please contact me before using any. THANKS! Theresa (T-) McCracken, Humble & Financially Strapped Cartoonist