Accounting Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Accounting Cartoon 6673: As a huge wad of money flies through his office window, an accountant on the phone says, "Miss McWit, please hold all my appointments. Something's come up."
Computer Virus Cartoon 5160: Computer operator saying, "It was great. The program showed profits and sales were up 95%. Then I discovered my computer had a virus."
Religion Cartoon 5079: In a chapel full of robed bearded men one reads a report to a monk, "Prophets are up."
Accounting Cartoon 5811: "Where are they now: Jack from Jack and the Bean Stalk ends up in a dead end job as a bean counter."
Tax Cartoon 6714: An accountant says to someone, "I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million."
Bankruptcy Cartoon 7156: A financial planner saying to someone, "Try to think of bankruptcy as an accounting procedure."
Accounting Cartoon 8271: An office advertises, "Pretty Good Pension Actuaries. Half the price, 2/3 the quality. You probably won't even notice the errors in your valuation reports."
Gravity Cartoon 7165: As things float in the around an office someone says to another, "I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again."
Spreadsheet Cartoon 7543: Of someone at a computer with a very long screen another says, "This is McWit. He's responsible for our really complex spreadsheets."
Checking Cartoon 2789: "Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic."
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
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