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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Relationship Cartoon 6861

Relationship Cartoon 6861: "A Modern Day Fairy Tale." A mom reading a bed time story says: "... and they got a divorce and lived happily ever after."

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Baseball Cartoon 5597

Baseball Cartoon 5597: A kid objecting to his mother taking video pictures at his softball, "Sorry, Mom, I'm hoping to sell exclusive rights to the cable sports channel."

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Tattoo Cartoon 5363

Tattoo Cartoon 5363: A man tattoos "Step Mom" on a punk.

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Bee Cartoon 6273

Bee Cartoon 6273: "Mother's Day at the Hive." Thousands of bees try to get into the hive with bouquets of flowers.

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Menopause Cartoon 8762

Menopause Cartoon 8762: "Mary's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's menopausal hot flashes than she did." A woman having hot flashes sits in shorts in front of an open window while her bundled up kids shiver next to her.

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Baking Cartoon 8408

Baking Cartoon 8408: A woman making pies says, “Tastes just like my mother’s pies because she too made hers from a mix.”

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Construction Cartoon 3700

Construction Cartoon 3700: An ironworker on a construction site says to another, "Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.'"

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Bank Cartoon 2922

Bank Cartoon 2922: A bank teller says to a bank robber, "First, tell me your mother's maiden name."

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Kid Cartoon 4781

Kid Cartoon 4781: A mom with a phone in her hand says to a kid sitting in corner, "You the one who called Amnesty International?"

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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