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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

Kid Cartoon 9025: A mother says to a father, "What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime."

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Book Cartoon 0659: A kid says to her father, "Dad, I know you're busy, but how much time do you save reading me Reader's Digest Condensed version of The Cat in the Hat.”

Mother Cartoon 1716: A prisoner holds a phone out to guard and says, "It’s my mother. She wants to talk to you."

Driving Cartoon 4395: A woman who’s been stopped by a highway patrolman holds out a phone and sobs, “My mother wants to talk to you.”

Bigamy Cartoon 3752: A prisoner says to another. "Having bigamously married 5 women and finding myself with 18 children, makes this seem like a holiday."

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Sales Cartoon 5331: A man eating dinner with his wife says, "Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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yachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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