Math Class Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Bee Cartoon 3244: A bee making perfect shapes in a hive says to another whose shapes are warped says, "That's what you get for skipping geometry class."
Computer Cartoon 5124: Sign on classroom door, “Computer Science Class 10101010101"
Math Cartoon 1789: A kid in math class says, "Boy, math sure would be a lot easier if we studied it in base zero instead of base ten."
History Cartoon 3443: "The schoolhouse where Mason and Dixon as boys drew their first lines." Boys sit in a one-room school house drawing squiggly lines.
Math Cartoon 6838: A student who received an F in math says, "Professor Wilkins obviously doesn't understand my creative side."
Geometry Cartoon 1787: A teacher says to a student, "Ed, writing 'Show me a case where it 'aint so' is not only improper grammar, it's also an improper geometric proof."
Math Cartoon 5850: A professor of "Math For Dummies" shows on a blackboard a scoop of ice cream over the Greek letter, pi ( ) thus creating, "Pi Ala Mode."
Math Cartoon 1788: A student who's written "1/2 + 1/2 = 1 1/2" says to her teacher, "But didn't you once tell us that, "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts?'"
Education Cartoon 1790: "Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic." Space aliens on another planet look at a blackboard.
University Cartoon 5073: A student with a space alien as a teacher thinking, "Why do I always get a teaching assistant whose pronunciation is awful?"
Recently Uploaded Cartoons
***
Rates
(ridiculously cheap)***
Tip Jar
If you laughed while here, why not buy me a beer?
Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
(541) 351-1433
Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind
Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.
It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.
Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult
Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!
Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers
***
yachats-history.com
is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.
***
Magazines I've drawn for?
The New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.
Cartoons Recently Rejected by the New Yorker
***
All work on this page is copyright protected.
Reproduction via all means and all use is strictly prohibited without written permission of the artist.
copyright by
Theresa (T-) McCracken
Copyright by T. McCracken