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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Prison Cartoon 3826

Prison Cartoon 3826: A prisoner says to his cellmate, "I'm 364720181, but you can just call me 36."

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Commuting Cartoon 5620

Commuting Cartoon 5620: On a commuter train a man in prison striped clothing holding a briefcase says to another passenger, "... so then, the governor commuted my sentence."

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White Collar Crime Cartoon 4931: A prisoner with a dollar hanging above his bed saying, "It's the first dollar I ever embezzled."

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Voc Ed Cartoon 2867

Voc Ed Cartoon 2867: A prisoner learning computer programming says to another, "At least if we get busted again, it'll be for white-collar crime."

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Prison Cartoon 2325
Prison Cartoon 2325: A prisoner says to another who’s opened a package with a gun in it says, “So it's not what you ordered? I still don't think it's a good idea to write the company to complain.”

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History Cartoon 4644

History Cartoon 4644: "Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested."

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Exercise Cartoon 5311
Exercise Cartoon 5311: A defendant saying to his lawyer, "Life imprisonment? But I just signed up for a lifetime membership at my neighborhood gym." 

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Prison Cartoon 3338

Prison Cartoon 3338: A prisoner says of another with tons of stuff in his cell, “John’s found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs."

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Lawyer Cartoon 5298
Lawyer Cartoon 5298: A lawyer saying to a judge, "Could you sentence my client to just quality time, your honor?"

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Environment Cartoon 4994
Environment Cartoon 4994: Man hanging in dungeon saying to cellmate, "I hope they've checked this place for radon."

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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