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Prison & Jail Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Newton Cartoon 7774
Newton Cartoon 7774: A prisoner pours the contents of a chamber pot onto Sir Isaac Newton. “Newton mentally blocked out the first time he discovered gravity.

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Prisoner Cartoon 2024

Prisoner Cartoon 2024: “Cruel and unusual punishment?” A guard says to a prisoner with a computer, “Sorry, solitary confinement means no social networking either.”

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Mother Cartoon 1716

Mother Cartoon 1716: A prisoner holds a phone out to guard and says, "It’s my mother. She wants to talk to you."

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Professor Cartoon 0350
Professor Cartoon 0350: A prisoner says to another, "Not publishing at your university? Is that what they mean when they say they're cracking down on white collar crime?"

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Prison Cartoon 2019
Prison Cartoon 2019: A prison guard saying to an inmate watching TV, "It's permanently tuned to the weather channel. We can't risk having you watch escapists’ programs."

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Spa Cartoon 1670
Spa Cartoon 1670: A prisoner hanging in shackles says, “Just think, I used to pay a spa $30 a month to hang me upside down in gravity inversion boots.”

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Prisoner Cartoon 2637
Prisoner Cartoon 2637: A guard being choked by a prisoner says to another guard, “Yes, I'd say he has an attitude problem.”

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Diet Cartoon 3030
Diet Cartoon 3030: A middle aged woman says her cellmate, "I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants."

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Prisoner Cartoon 1454
Prisoner Cartoon 1454: A prisoner says to another, “I don't plan on missing anything this stretch. My wife is TiVoing all of my shows.”

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Cooking Cartoon 3825
Cooking Cartoon 3825: A prisoner says to a woman visiting him, "The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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