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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Beauty Cartoon 7764

Beauty Cartoon 7764: "The Normal Way to Seem Taller vs. The Safe Way to Seem Taller." A woman in high heels and a woman with a very high hair do.

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Lab Cartoon 6291

Lab Cartoon 6291: As a lab blows up one scientist holding up a beaker says to another, "I told you, you were missing a decimal point."

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Vegetable Cartoon 4029

Vegetable Cartoon 4029: A kid in a restaurant yells, "Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation."

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Safety Cartoon 8421

Safety Cartoon 8421: At a “Safe Texting” lecture a man introducing another with a broken leg and arm says, “One guess why our guest speaker was late.”

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Construction Cartoon 4492

Construction Cartoon 4492: A sign on back of dynamite truck says, "I brake for EVERYTHING."

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Safety Cartoon 6989
Safety Cartoon 6989: "Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace." A mugger is trapped in a web of lace a woman has sprayed on him. 

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Safety Cartoon 8405

Safety Cartoon 8405: A woman yells through a megaphone at a mechanic, “Wear you hearing protection or else!”

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Carpentry Cartoon 6413
Carpentry Cartoon 6413: A man being carried away on a stretcher with a hammer stuck in his bandaged arm that is erect. His foreman says, "Take him back to work. He can still hold a hammer." 

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Lab Cartoon 2007

Lab Cartoon 2007: "Obnoxious Fumes." Snide comments come out of a test tube, "Hey, you, the geek with the Coke bottle glasses and a fat nose ..."

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Safety Cartoon 6954
Safety Cartoon 9127: Frankenstein's monster reading a letter to his wife and saying, "I've been recalled."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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If you wouldn't steal a newspaper from a blind vendor just because you could get away with it, please don't use a cartoon without permission just because you think you can get away with it. If you would steal a newspaper from a blind vendor, well, I hope you die laughing before you have a chance to steal my work.

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