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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Radiation Cartoon 0284
Radiation Cartoon 0284: A woman standing in front of a refrigerator with a sign, "Beware of Radiation, Nuclear Powered Fridge" says, "Since getting this new refrigerator we've stopped impulse snacking and have lost weight."

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Diet Cartoon 1983

Diet Cartoon 1983: A doctor saying to a huge bug, "Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000."

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Cowboy Cartoon 8067
Cowboy Cartoon 8067: A fat cowboy eats a donut while a slender cowboy smokes. “Everybody, but Jake's horse, was glad he'd given up smoking.”

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Smoking Cartoon 8061
Smoking Cartoon 8061: “How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.” Mint patties smoke cigarettes.

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Fish Cartoon 0983
Fish Cartoon 0983: A fish in bowl with toast says, “I'm tired of this bread and water diet."

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Ballerina Cartoon 0117

Ballerina Cartoon 0117: "Katrina became a ballerina just so she could justify her chain smoking and fad dieting." A dancer smokes and eats a banana.

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Bike Cartoon 4231
Bike Cartoon 4231: A bicyclist saying to another who's stuffing loaves of bread into his bicycle basket, "McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading."

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Inuit Cartoon 3425
Inuit Cartoon 3425: A stewardess serving an Inuit a walrus head says to another, “I think these 'special order' meals are getting out of hand.”

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Contractor Caroon 6392

Carpenter Cartoon 6392: A carpenter uses a measuring tape around a portly gentleman says, "Just measuring you for the breakfast nook."

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Vitamin Cartoon 0155
Vitamin Cartoon 0155: "The B1 Vitamin Bomber." The plane is a huge vitamin table dropping pills.

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Pg 1: Dieting Cartoons

Pg 2: Health Food Cartoons

Pg 3: Weight & Body Image 'toons

Pg 4: Healthy Heart, Fiber & Bran Cartoons

Pg 5: Diet Cartoons

Pg 6: Fats & Healthful Eating Cartoons

Pg 7: Sugar & Glucose Cartoons

Pg 8: Healthy Heart, Fiber, Bran & Nutrition Cartoons

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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