Exercise, Fitness & Gym Cartoons
by Theresa (T-) McCracken
Lizard Cartoon 7945: A lizard on an exercise bike says, "Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs."
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Beauty Cartoon 9013: A woman looking at herself in a gym mirror says, "I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school."
Health Food Cartoon 5193: The Tin Man on an exercise bike saying to Dorothy who's bringing him bran muffins, "With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol."
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Exercise Cartoon 6385: A rower on a Phoenician Slave ship says, "So this is the free exercise club membership the union won us."
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Rose Cartoon 8812: A muscled rose lifts weights. "Flower Power."
Doll Cartoon 9282: "InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man." A fat doll lies on a couch watching TV.
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Running Cartoon 5369: A woman jogging with baby in back pack saying to someone, "You can't start them exercising too early."
Mirror Cartoon 7125: "Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality." A flabby man looks into a bathroom mirror and is reflected back as a hunk.
Sitting Cartoon 9002: "People in the office heeded the warning that sitting too long in front of a computer was bad for their health." People work in a contortionist's position, dancing, juggling and swinging from a trapeze." contortionist, a ballerina, a trapeze artist and a juggler.
Biology Cartoon 1933: "Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises." Bacteria in a Petri dish exercise in leotards.
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