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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Referee Cartoon 6705
Referee Cartoon 6705: Two football teams stranded on a desert isle see a referee wash on shore. One shouts, "What luck!"

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Football Cartoon 5078

Football Cartoon 5078: Coach to football player, "Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant."

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Football Cartoon 9356

Football Cartoon 9356: A police officer on a football field says to a referee and players, "I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball’s inflation."

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Steroid Cartoon 3096
Steroid Cartoon 3096: A football player goes to the office of, “Dr. McWit, Steroid Testing, Written Exams Only, The Athletes Doctor of Choice.”

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Opera Cartoon 6880
Opera Cartoon 6880: A fat lady opera singer walking onto a football field toward a microphone. A referee says to a coach about to lose, "This doesn't look good for you, Coach."

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Football Cartoon 6639
Football Cartoon 6639: A referee saying to another, "When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours."

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Football Cartoon 6701
Football Cartoon 6701: A referee saying to another leafing through a NCAA rule book, "There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... "

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Football Cartoon 7738

Football Cartoon 7738: A huge wad of money flying through a classroom window. A girl says to the boy next to her, “Another football scholarship offer?”

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Football Cartoon 4058
Football Cartoon 4058: A man with a football embedded in his knee saying to a doctor, "It's an old high school football injury."

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Football Cartoon 9092

Football Cartoon 9092: A woman at a computer says, "This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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