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Running, Jogging & Track Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Running Cartoon 6722
Running Cartoon 6722: A runner with a REALLLLLLLY long nose races to the finish line, his nose practically touching it. "What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose."

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Jogging Cartoon 8471
Jogging Cartoon 8471: “A Jogging Bra.” A bra with little legs and big shoes runs.

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Running Cartoon 3429

Running Cartoon 3429: A dog running on a treadmill in front of a parked car says to a cat, “It's safer than chasing cars on the street."

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Running Cartoon 1012

Running Cartoon 1012: An elderly man jogs with a gramophone strapped to his back, "Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.”

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Running Cartoon 1291
Running Cartoon 1291: “Fred gives up his iPod in favor of conch shells.” A man runs on the beach with two huge shells on his ears.

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Jogging Cartoon 0106

Jogging Cartoon 0106: A man running has a brain on a leash in front of him. "Fred jogs his memory."

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Running Cartoon 6723

Running Cartoon 6723: The hare losing to the tortoise in a race saying to a referee, "I want him checked for steroids!"

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Running Cartoon 5369

Running Cartoon 5369: A woman jogging with baby in back pack saying to someone, "You can't start them exercising too early."

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Running Cartoon 6024

Running Cartoon 6024: A road sign, "Speed Limit 55 MPH. Enforced by very fit officers." A cop jogs up to a speeding car."

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Running Cartoon 2110
Running Cartoon 2110: A gasping jogger says, “Running like the wind? Ha. More like a dying breeze.”

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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