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Parachuting & Skydiving Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Parachuting Cartoon 4870
Parachuting Cartoon 4870: A man saying in a skydiver pro shop having a Sale On Goggles, "I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two."

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Parachute Cartoon 6116

Parachute Cartoon 6116: A parachutist who's fallen through someone's ceiling saying to the distressed owner, "Just use some extra strength Spackle."

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Parachuting Cartoon 5186
Parachuting Cartoon 5186: Someone shouting to another whose parachute has failed to open, "Could you throw me the car keys?"

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Smoking Cartoon 4869
Smoking Cartoon 4869: A stewardess with her head out a window says to a man sitting on a wing in a parachute, "We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.”

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Dog Cartoon 7882
Dog Cartoon 7882: A road sign says, "Warning, It's raining cats and dogs." Cats and dogs with open parachutes falling out of the sky.

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Pilot Cartoon 1468
Pilot Cartoon 1468: A man with a parachute goes into an office advertising, "Wanted, Kamikaze pilot. Experience preferred."

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Cattle Cartoon 7924
Cattle Cartoon 7924: A cattleman watching a man feed cows says to another. "His experience as a para trooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts."

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Parachuting Cartoon 0322
Parachuting Cartoon 0322: To a parachutist landing in a yard with a "No Trespassing" sign a man says, "Can't you read?”

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Phobia Cartoon 4857
Phobia Cartoon 4857: Someone boards a plane in a parachuting outfit, helmet and all and sits next to a terrified passenger reading Fear of Flying.

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Wedding Cartoon 1018

Wedding Cartoon 1018: A bride and groom in a church say, "Our friends are getting married while scuba diving 10,000 leagues under the sea, or while jumping from a plane at 35,000 feet ,or while wild riding horses, so we thought we'd be different and get married in a church."

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Mail Cartoon 4872
Mail Cartoon 4872: A parachutist dropping magazines and newspapers in the air. "The Post Office's new extra cheap 18th class mailing system for printed material."

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Page 2: Flight Attendant & Stewardess Cartoons

Page 3: Frequent Flyer & Business Travel Cartoons

Page 4: Passenger Cartoons

Page 5: History of Flight & Flying Cartoons

Page 6: Luggage & Baggage Cartoons

Page 7: Pilot Cartoons

Page8: Airport Cartoons

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Page 11: Air Traffic Control & FAA Cartoons

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