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Umpire Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Baseball Cartoon 5388
Baseball Cartoon 5388: An umpire with a Dust Buster® sweeps home plate.

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Pirate Cartoon 5474

Pirate Cartoon 5474: About a pirate who's thrown his peg leg to first base an umpire says, "Egads. I’ve forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself."

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Bowling Cartoon 6672

Bowling Cartoon 6672: An umpire saying to a baseball player throwing a bowling ball, "That's three strikes. You're Out!"

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Referee Cartoon 6700

Referee Cartoon 6700: One freezing devil shivering in the middle of a snowstorm in hell says to another, "Hell’s freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials."

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Baseball Cartoon 6640
Baseball Cartoon 6640: An umpire standing next to a player with a humongous glove flips through a book says, "I know there must be a rule about using a basketball glove somewhere in here."

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Baseball Cartoon 5035
Baseball Cartoon 5035: An umpire saying to a vampire baseball player ready to use a bat (the flying animal kind) as a baseball bat, "Just a minute. Is that a regulation bat?"

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Baseball Cartoon 5389
Baseball Cartoon 5389: "The rise and fall of the Roman umpire." Ball players in togas look at an umpire who's been hit and knocked out by a ball.

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Baseball Cartoon 6746

Baseball Cartoon 6746: A woman asking an umpire sweeping home plate, "How come you never sweep at home?"

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Baseball Cartoon 5088
Baseball Cartoon 5088: A baseball player looking at another driving a golf cart to chase a fly ball asks an umpire, "What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?"

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Baseball Cartoon 5449

Baseball Cartoon 5449: An umpire watching little league baseball players fight says, "I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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