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Beach Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Beach Cartoon 6131

Beach Cartoon 6131: Government inspector says to kid making sand castle, "Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?"

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Christmas Cartoon 2277

Christmas Cartoon 2277: Santa Claus relaxing at the beach says to a kid, "Yes, I'm aware today is December 25th, so I'm on Christmas vacation."

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Disabled Cartoon 4039

Disabled Cartoon 4039: "A conch shell for the deaf." A beachcomber holds a shell with a hand coming out of it signing.

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Genie Cartoon 8538

Genie Cartoon 8538: A woman says to a genie, “What do I want? You're the one with the magic powers. Don't you know what I want?”

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Advertising Cartoon 8488
Advertising Cartoon 8488: A woman watching a TV ad of a couple running down a beach says: "These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime."

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Vacation Cartoon 8541
Vacation Cartoon 8541: "A Beach Stay-cation." A man sits under a beach umbrella in his house near an air conditioner.

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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