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Highway Patrol Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Police Cartoon 5570

Police Cartoon 5570: An officer on a motorcycle driving past a pickup truck with missiles and a cannon in it thinks, "I better approach this one really carefully."

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Police Cartoon 6202

Police Cartoon 6202: A woman says to a highway patrolman on a motorcycle, "Yes, I saw you motioning me to pull over for the last ten miles, but I thought you were a Hells Angel."

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Police Cartoon 6269

Police Cartoon 6269: On a road with lots of cops an officer says, "These holograms of police sure are making people slow down."

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Relationship Cartoon 5472
Relationship Cartoon 5472: A highway patrolman says to another, "I used to be married, but now I just have a motorcycle."

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Relationship Cartoon 5443
Relationship Cartoon 5443: A woman reads a personal ad that says, "SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle."

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Motrocycle 8907
Motorcycle Cartoon 8907: A motorcyclist says to a glowering patrolman, "Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions."

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Phone Cartoon 8920

Phone Cartoon 8920: When a phone booth flies out of her car and hits a motorcyclist, the woman, who has the phone cradle to her ear, says to a patrolman, "But officer, I wasn't talking on a cell phone."

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Driving Cartoon 3839

Driving Cartoon 3839: A highway patrol officer says to a driver, "I don't care who is chasing you Mr. Bond, Mr. James Bond. You can't speed in my state."

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Speeding Cartoon 8261
Speeding Cartoon 8261: A man says to a motorcycle officer writing a ticket, “I know I was speeding, but I've only got 10 minutes until the TV show Cops is on.”

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Tank Cartoon 0922
Tank Cartoon 0922: A patrolman on a motorcycle asks the driver of a humongous tank going the wrong way on a one-way road, "Can't you read?"

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