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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Medical Cartoon 6983

Medical Cartoon 6983: A paramedic looks at a computer screen that says, "Medical Data Base of Useful Information, 5K. Medical Data base of useless information, 500,000,000 MB.”

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Technical Support Cartoon 6883

Technical Support Cartoon 6883: Looking at someone who's bashed his head into a computer a woman asks, "Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

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Tree Cartoon 6516

Tree Cartoon 6516: "A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it." The tree yells, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up."

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Paramedic Cartoon 8904
Paramedic Cartoon 8904: " When an Paramedic sneezes and blows all the letters off the book he's reading, "Paramedic Answers," another says, "Gesundheit."

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Carpentry Cartoon 6413
Carpentry Cartoon 6413: A man being carried away on a stretcher with a hammer stuck in his bandaged arm that is erect. His foreman says, "Take him back to work. He can still hold a hammer." 

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Defibrillator Cartoon 7068

Defibrillator Cartoon 7068: "Defibrillator: A device to tell if someone is lying." An EMT has holds one paddle labeled “True” and one labeled false” over an unconscious Pinocchio with a long nose.

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Emergency Cartoon 4038

Emergency Cartoon 4038: A woman filling out forms at school looks at one question and says, "Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children?"

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Paramedic Cartoon 8359

Paramedic Cartoon 8359: As a paramedic pulls an injured person out of a car who has a cell phone embedded in his head, the other driver asks, "May I have my phone back so I can see how my girlfriend responded to the text message I sent right before I crashed into you?"

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Chainsaw Cartoon 2143
Chainsaw Cartoon 2143: A clerk at a hardware store says to a man looking at "Built it yourself chainsaw kits," "... and we’re also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits."

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Liability Cartoon 3012
Liability Cartoon 3012: A medic with lots of papers says to a wounded soldier, "... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ..." "Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

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It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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