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Plastic & General Surgery Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Beauty Cartoon 8857
Beauty Cartoon 8857: "Alice's range of expressions after her face lift." A woman looks identical when she's happy, unhappy, surprised and angry.

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Beauty Cartoon 4036
Beauty Cartoon 4036: A snake molting, the ultimate in liposuction.

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Gun Cartoon 1411
Gun Cartoon 1411: A patient on an operating table has a gun come out of his stomach. A doctor with his hands in the air, says, "This is not what I had in mind when I said this a potentially dangerous operation."

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Beauty Cartoon 7279

Beauty Cartoon 7279: A doctor saying to a bald man with eyes on top of his head, "Fred, I think you've had one too many face lifts."

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Silhouette Cartoon 1426
Silhouette Cartoon 1426: "The Paper Silhouette Editor." A woman cuts a silhouette of a big-nosed man. He cuts it so his nose looks smaller.

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Concert Cartoon 7843

Concert Cartoon 7843: Frankenstein’s monster working as a sound engineer tangled cables says, “Can I help it if I was given all thumbs?”

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Juggling Cartoon 6677
Juggling Cartoon 6677: A doctor doing surgery sees balls and pins fly out of a patient's neck. He says, "Dang. I must've hit the juggler vein."

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Hospital Cartoon 2510
Hospital Cartoon 2510: Surgical mittens, an idea whose time has not come.

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Organ Cartoon 4230

Organ Cartoon 4230: A pastor says to the congregation, "We're donating our organist to science."

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Fashion Cartoon 8323

Fashion Cartoon 8323: A doctor says to a woman wearing really awful granny underwear that goes from above her knees to her chest, "Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant."

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Chainsaw Cartoon 2143

Chainsaw Cartoon 2143: A clerk at a hardware store says to a man looking at "Built it yourself chainsaw kits," "... and we’re also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits."

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Golf Cartoon 8249
Golf Cartoon 8249: A doctor golfing uses a huge scalpel as a club and a judge uses a gavel. "Specialized Clubs."

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Frog Cartoon 2771
Frog Cartoon 2771: A frog with a strip coming out of his mouth says, “This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.”

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
890 North Bayview Loop
Waldport, Oregon 97394
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

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It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

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Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

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Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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