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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Traffic Cartoon 5117

Traffic Cartoon 5117: "Heavy Fog Slows Traffic." People and cars are literally flattened by heavy fog.

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Commuting Cartoon 0691

Commuting Cartoon 0691: At a red light in outer space an alien in flying saucer says, “Great. Now we’ll probably miss all the lights between here and Earth.”

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Traffic Cartoon 5116

Traffic Cartoon 5116: "Life in the Fast Lane." A man's desk is in the middle of a highway. 

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Traffic Cartoon 4851

Traffic Cartoon 4851: "Heavy Traffic." A bridge buckles under the weight of traffic.

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Traffic Cartoon 5114

Traffic Cartoon 5114: In a traffic jam someone asking, "Why is it called rush hour when no one rushes anywhere?"

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Space Cartoon 7470
Space Cartoon 7470: "Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet." Two space vehicles meet at a stoplight.

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Helicpoter Cartoon 7131

Helicopter Cartoon 7131: "Traffic Lamb-Chopper." A traffic helicopter flown by a sheep.

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Traffic Cartoon 8531

Traffic Cartoon 8531: A camera holding a stop sign runs across a road at a stop light. "Look, honey. It's one of those red light running cameras."

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Traffic Cartoon 4887
Traffic Cartoon 4887: A report from a helicopter, "There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam."

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Cow Cartoon 8535
Cow Cartoon 8535: Traffic is backed up with a cattle truck at the front and cows escaping and blocking traffic. A kid in a car asks, “Mom, when will we be mooving?"

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Pilot Cartoon 3681

Pilot Cartoon 3681: A highway patrolman saying to a pilot who's driven his car into an Airport Exit sign, "You know, Captain, flying won't be safe as long as you have to drive to the airport."

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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